Pasian

An Asian Party, in which asians have parties.

Asian guy#1: Hey have you heard about that party?
Asian guy#2: No....?
Asian guy#1: Wellllllllll.... do you wanna go?
Asian guy#2: Are there asians?
Asian guy 1 silently nods
Asian guy 2 nods in understanding
They stand there for a minute in complete silence then turn to each other standing in the sumo squat, double chins out and yodeling.

"PASIAN PASIAN PASIAN PASIAN PASIAN!"

Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.