ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

MMOW

Message me on windows live messanger

Don’t text me, I’m using up my plan, MMOW.

Limefucker

An asshole on a electric scooter. Named after “Lime”; a service that allows you to rent electric scooters.

That limefucker almost ran me over!

poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

Urban diconary

You misspelled urban dictionary; what’s wrong with you?!

Dude you spelled urban dictionary wrong

It’s urban diconary right?
*sigh*