evergreened

When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.

"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."