bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

back to front

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.

Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".

blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT

Eating hot spicy food and its resultant post digestive evacuation

Sal: " I just had a hot peppers and saseech sub fer lunch.
Guido:" YEH ! Dat shit BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT!!!!!

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

gyna jelly

Vaginal mucous

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".