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When you stumble upon a douchebag ex boyfriend/girlfriend’s belonging they left behind, residouche.
Damn, more residouche. I was cleaning out my closet and found a pair of my douchebag ex’s tighty whities again.
Almost.. the uncontrollable poops, usually from copious amounts of Mexican beer consumed the night before.
Oh shit! I have the padoodles! Is there a micky d’z near by?!!!
A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.
Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.
Presumably a shitty idea of something to do, yet, turns out to be fantastic.
I have a this shit-ass-tick idea! Lets toilet paper Maggie’s crib, its shitty, but fantastic when all said and done!
Pretty much any object or person. It can be funny, insulting, or a word to describe something or someone you temporarily forgot the name of.
Dammit, why won’t you quit looking for that donngle.
Hey man, there’s that donngle from the bar last night, let’s bolt.
When you’re about to leave the house in a vehicle, probably with friends, and an alcoholic beverage is made, “to go” to drink in the car.
Hey man, is it cool if I bring a road soda? Friends, “ hell yeah dude, already made you one. Let’s bounce.
A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, he’ll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks he’s hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, he’s had every ho in town. Pretty sure he’s got the herp.
Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.