tipple nipple

tit sucking that tickles

i was cracking up while my girlfriend gave me a tipple nipple

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.