Semibisexual

Heterosexual but with extra steps

“Hey I’ve just come out as semibisexual. It means I’m bi but only attracted to one gender”
“So... straight?”

Pheobe

An infuriating misspelling of the name Phoebe

"Hey you know that girl Phoebe?"
"Don't you mean Pheobe?"
"Fuck no I don't"