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mitties

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

by Ned December 07, 2003


boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

by Ned September 17, 2004


chopsticks

a thing tony nugyen uses to rape yamin

tony eats azn dick oh yeh oh yeh

by ned April 04, 2005


bloody sanchez

The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.

The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.

Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.

by Ned November 18, 2004


Hong Kong sleepover

The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.

Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.

by Ned March 26, 2003


boy meets world

a show about a boy, cory matthews, growing up in the suburbs of philly with a best friend, shawn hunter, who lives in a trailer and is gorgeous cory also has a life long girlfriend named topanga lawerence and lives next store to his teacher mr. feeny, cory also has a brother eric who is cuter then shawn and stupid....all in all boy meets world is awesome and i wish i were a part of the cast

boy meets world defines me

by ned November 14, 2004


monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.

Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!

by Ned March 24, 2004