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rocker

A bong hoot in which a layer of tobacco is packed in the first half of the bowl, followed by a layer of straight chron on top of that. Plain and simple: they fuck you up.

"pack me a rocker, brah."
"got tab?"

by Niggadicks June 09, 2009


niggerbarrel

A black man's favourite hiding spot. Often wooden and empty, but can sometimes be filled with various things, including but not limited to oil and the remnants of fried chicken batter.

I can say from personal experience, being black myself, that being black and hiding in a niggerbarrel is awesome.

by Niggadicks July 04, 2006


gangstafarian

One who represents both rastafarian and gangsta culture. A rare breed, yet we're often well-liked.

"I've only ever seen a couple gangstafarians in my life!"

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009


automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 06, 2006


buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

by Niggadicks November 11, 2006


tripping balls

To smoke a joint or drop a tab, and then stick your leg out into a crowded interesection, interfering with the path of any testicals that may be walking past - thus causing them to fall over.

-Lars sticks his foot out without noticing that a pair of testicals are stampeding across the road. They run into it and fall over, spilling semen everywhere-
"DUDE, I'M TRIPPING BALLS!"

by Niggadicks January 06, 2008


Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 13, 2006