1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."
2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
1. "Gotta love the Mossie."
"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"
2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"
"Why not both?"
The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."
"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"
"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"
"Yeah John but straight also includes...."
"Just stop Fred."
Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"
"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Gay N*ggers From Outer Space.
Yes folks--that's the name of the film. A true classic. Available on Youtube.
"I conned my folks into doing a google search for "Space Movie 1992" and would you believe we're all watching Gay N*ggers From Outer Space even as we speak.?"
The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.
What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."
"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."