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noun. (Támær) A person who is more organised than any person should be. Often found creating spreadsheets and organisational charts for group activity and organised fun.
Assumed to be self-imposed OCD.
Will randomly surprise everyone with a shockingly rude joke or innuendo when you least expect it.
1. Are we going camping? Yes, I asked Tamar for the spreadsheet.
2. Oh my god this is a mess. We need Tamar ASAP.
3. Don’t touch anything, Tamar had already arranged it all.
Noun. (Ee-vön) Traditional Middle Eastern wife who wears the trousers. Well spoken, but with a New York accent. Considered to be among the better cooks.
Often found in close proximity to a “Raymond” or “Grace”.
1. This was delicious, but a little spicy for me. Must have been Yvonne’s.
2. “Amir, are you coming out?”
“I better check with Yvonne”
Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
A completely unnecessary yet totally tasty creamy topping to a cake or dessert. Often chocolate.
“Jason, should I make a ganache for the cheesecake?”
“Put some ganache on... totally decadent.”
Not the final version of a press release.
Jason, is this the final version?
Yes
The final final?
Yes.
The final final final?
Yes.
Here are some changes.
Acronym. Tired, hungry, and horny.
The feeling of being done and knackered and needing some serious TLC.... in all departments.
Dude, I need a weekend, I am so THH.