The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report
Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
THE S+ GAMER! This man is the best Mario maker 2 player ever. he’s also a wonderful singer.
Man 1: ayo you watc desbug’s newest video?
Man 2: yeah he died inside from endless easy
a religion practiced by a middle school towards one social studies teacher. It scares me.
7th grader I: hey do you practice morganism?
7th grader II: no?
When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances
Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now