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When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.
A: Can you hang today man?
B: Nope, I'm grounded.
A: Why?
B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.
A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?
B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.
Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.
Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?
Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.
Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Not using something to it's full potential
1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.
B: Spent it on my girlfriend
A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.
2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music
B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet
After ejaculating on your partner, shouting WA-WA-WA! Like Chachi from Happy Days.
Boy A: My girlfriend really likes Happy Days, so I pulled a Scott Baio mayo on her.
Boy B: Nice!
The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.
A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O
Eating food whilst masturbating
A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.
B: Have you tried snacking off?