complainer

a complainer is someone who excessively complains yet is well aware of it. they loudly notice/complain about what everyone else secretly complains about. they merely speak for the multitude.

A: "You're such a complainer."
B: "Be glad."

sexual freshmen

freshmen that blow senior guys to have any relation with the upperclassman

"All the sexual freshmen keep taking over our spot."

myspace whore

the typical myspace whore embellishes their pictures, posts needless bulletins, constantly comment/"whores" other people's sites, establishes an identity via myspace

"Are you Blair from myspace?"
"Yes, how do you know me?"
"You're hella a myspace whore!"