Cereal that comes in giant bags resembling dog food or cat litter bags. Always an off-brand and very cheap.
Bubba eats his trailer cereal out of the bathtub because he doesn't have any bowls.
The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.
Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?
A completely liquid bowel movement.
That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.
rolldogs, diso biscuit, x, xtc, love drug
The single most awesome drug in existence. If you catch a good roll, you'll feel like you're going down a sliding board covered in silk for about 4 hours (best accompanied by a vibrator held to the temple.. or anywhere else that feels good!). Catch a rough one, and you'll feel like you're on a 4 hour roller coaster with a broken handlebar. Also, the funk that ensues makes you wish you were dead. Follow with funk eliminator
They ate x for 5 days straight.
Vagina. Looks like a crease made of ham or if you have a really nasty one: roast beef. EEWWWW!
That bitch's meat crease looks like an old peice of roast beef.
The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.
I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).
The bumps you get on the shoulders of a shirt when it's been on a hanger for too long.
Wash the shoulder nipples out of your shirt.