Denis

Pronounced Dee/nis

The unofficial name of any penis belonging to a man or person whose name starts with the letter D. It is not pronounced like the name Denis, though the two are spelled the same.

Joe: I went out with Declan last night

Bobby: damn. Did you get a look at the Denis?

Declan

A guy with a huge penis, who loves eating batteries (Declan please stop) will get mad when you tell him to stop

Me: Declan you need to stop eating batteries

Declan: Fuck off

Straggot

The straight equivalent to ‘faggot’

A straggot flaunts their heterosexuality and rubs it in your face. Often overly masculine if a man or overly feminine as a woman. A straggot tends to take issue with a faggot for being to loud about their homosexuality and fails to realise they are the same if not worse.

“John is such a straggot.”