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term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place
I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.
Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.
Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!
an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that
What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?
Yeah, the resident brown tounge told the manager about the Playboys hidden in the break room.
A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory
My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth
I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?