alvin

The most unimaginative name ever given to a human being. Is very capricious and is very rich, but lacks almost all intelligence to understand basic concepts in jokes. Has a mole that is extremely humongous and is aware and alive and grows hair. Also has white hair

Alvin: Wanna play Minecraft?
You: Sure
Alvin: UP TO YOU!

UP TO YOU!

A sentence used by a legendary man that has the power to kill people with annoyance

Dude: Hey wanna play?
You: Sure
Dude: UP TO YOU!
You: x_x