Misflautious

It would normally work but doesn’t in this case

Does Jakob work? Nah he’s misflautious

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I thought I was alone

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Wabonzle

Extremely surprising; Out of nowhere

I am truly wabonzled that you decide to engage!

idrcatp

I don't really care at this point

Jess: Just reminding you that you're single this valentines day
Greg: Honestly, idrcatp
Jess: Why did you just say that, what the hell does that even mean we're not texting
Greg:...liberal