Fuddlewup

A confused wanker who should stop inhaling everyone else's air, but you still somehow their friend.

What the hell were you thinking sleeping with Frank you know he just had a baby with Sarah. You are a freaking fuddlewup.

Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.

Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.

Magented

Information overload of the brain causing everything to look a shade of purple and not make sense.

your magented mate!

I have to stop work everything is Turing magented.

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!