Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.
Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.
An amalgamation of Ouch and Fuck, delivered under stress.
Ouk! I've just got chappie baton all over me clogs.
A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.
I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)
A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.
I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.
When you hear a piece of music (or just think of it) and all the hairs on your arm stand on end.
I was thinking of the start of "Torture Never Stops" by Frank Zappa and I got a DOUBLE arm on!!
Used in Procrastinol overdoses. Encourages subjects to believe that ambition is futile.
I got totally wired on Procrastinol and nearly did something. Two Paradoxin and I was fine.
Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.