wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

ambigulance

The state of not giving a shit about whether or not you care about something.

Nihilism fills me with ambigulance.

Procrastoline

A cream based ointment containing Procrastinol

I can't do oral things anymore so I just rub myself with Procrastoline.