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In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.
"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."
The best class of your entire life, what else combines physical work, thinking, and candid snapchats?
See also; heaven
A+ student: hey, did you practice for band class last night?
B-/C+ student: hell no, but I'm going to snap some great candides of (band director here)!
An asshole that pads his paycheck by throwing duck games. Fuckem. Scum of the earth.
"Hey Joey, you're a PAC 12 Ref, right?"
"Yeah, I am"
"So how many penalties are the ducks gonna get tomorrow?"
"I dunno but more than fifteen"
Someone who, although appearing outwardly normal, is too depressed to engage in sexual (or romantic) relationships
"Jason is a cool dude, but I never see him with girls. I don't want to be crass, but is he homosexual?"
"No he's just been in a bad way for a few years, more of a depressosexual than anything"