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White People Listening

Not actually listening. Like at all.

Damn, I just said I was from the Philippines and yet Jeffrey kept asking me where in Mexico that was. He was white people listening.

by Princest June 24, 2025


Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

by Princest May 18, 2021


teert

you teerted me and i have no other feelings of my expression. a large defintion of teert is when i mispelled that time i spelt something else no longer mentioning. i am open to it being mentioned longer down the line.

"teert"

by Princest February 14, 2024


Teert

A pause in the brain. No more definition please, just let it pause.

Teert.

by Princest January 29, 2024


White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.

Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.

by Princest June 24, 2025


aiighple

When an apple is accepted.

Look like this ain’t a pink lady but we Stan for a Gala. She an aiighple.

by Princest January 26, 2024


Step-Roommate

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.

Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.

by Princest September 26, 2023