quiff

a vaginal expulsion of gas often smelly

i was fuckin dis ho and she quiff'ed. damn it stank

Monkey

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

monkeylicious

the delicious qualities of a monkey

thats monkeylicious

poo

flowery word used by grandmas to attempt to sound sane

duh