Ling Ling

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.

Femocratic

Any system purporting to be fully democratic but actually biased to SJW and/or feminist extremism.

In the Year 2025: Welcome to the Femocratic States of America, where gender is a social construct and the female to male ratio in the population is a staggering 100:0 thanks to recent involuntary reassignment and transition efforts to purify all the subhuman men from our egalitarian regim- democracy!

TSOT

That stud over there, male equivalent of thot.

Be gone, tsot!

Bowljob

The act of using the holes in a bowling ball as a fleshlight. With proper positioning, this act can be effective for up to 3 subjects at any given time.

Among many of the most uncommon, usually exclusively public acts of pleasuring, the bowljob remains one of the most untested.