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The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.
I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.
It's called spelunking you dip shit.
When you add words to urban dictionary like sperlunking, you should make sure you got it spelled correctly moron.
A homo who likes jamming his dick into another homo's asshole.
Lance from N'Sync wants to give Richard Simmons a Butt rocket.
One who is overweight and out of shape from spending too much time playing video games, watching tv, sitting in front of a computer and/or basically rotting away on a couch. One who gets up just long enough to grab a bite to eat.
Inspired by the lazy, fat technogeek humans in the Pixar animation Wall-E.
Look at that Wall-E over there at the snack bar. I'm surprised she even had the energy to get her fat ass off the living room couch.
No talents or qualifications are required to become a reality star. To become one only requires a stroke of luck much like that of buying a winning lottery ticket.
Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.
In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).
"Blame Irlweg."
Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.
"Alright people, get back to work."