Michael Jordan

the man who made the idiots above this jealous

crappenning

A useful combination of crap and happenning, mainly used in the workplace.

What's crappenning?

baws

scottish slang for testicles

he was booted in the baws

rectal annihilation

anal sex so extreme it results in the rectal passage falling to pieces

jerry springer: today we're gonna meet someone who experienced rectal annihilation
bill cosby: it's true, theo reamed me and i've been confined to a wheelchair ever since

mingin

Variation of drunk, pissed, pished, rat arsed, bladdered, blootered, arseholed.

"Last night I was fuckin' mingin'!"