Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

just ask

Part of the laziest online dating profiles on the planet. Typically used on the general profile description although other sections just have this as well.

Wow, this person looks amazing!

Profile Summary:
*just ask*

A Pocket Full of Bitch

A lot of money to bitch about.

I'm broke and i got nothing. Look at this rapper. He's so rich, he's got a pocket full of bitch.