wanker

mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)

manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"

Kit

Noun, British: Sexy underwear, including stockings and suspenders, knickers lacy bra, teddy, basque - if all worn, this is full kit.

"I'll pick you up at 7, darling. Make sure you've got your full kit on"

"You'll have to wait and see, lover-boy"

Basque

Noun, British: A corset with elastic suspenders to attach stockings usually boned (like the woman will be later in the evening, hopefully)

"That basque really shows off your boobs"
"Yes, it's very tight, I can't wait to get it off"
"Neither can I"

Gadders

Stockings and Suspenders

"Pfworah! She's got gadders on! You can see the clips through her skirt!" Nottinghamshire expression from the 70's

hax0r

a nerd who can't get a girlfriend so he must cheat at online games

goddamn hackers suck

buggered

1. Someones whos well tired
2. Someone who gets sexualy assualted
3. Someone whos in trouble

1. "fuck off, im to buggered to do that"
2. That Leanne got buggered by me
3. oh no that kids buggered now he's shitted in that germans hand!

sausage jockey

gay guy

hahaha that guys a sausage jockey