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Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.
"I need some sweet poon tang!"
Describes how films like Star Wars forever ruined special effects. This is because the films were so "perfect" in their special effects.
(Grandpa, referring to the Star Wars Effect) When I was your age, the best special effects we had were in King Kong. Now, with all your newfangled "Star Wars" movies, it's just looks too real.
Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.
I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.
1. Diarrhea
2. Light beer
3. All of the above
Bartender, can I order a bottle of Ass Piss?
A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."
1. "teh goatse man"
2. "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!"
A lunch box consisting of one or more of the following: fish (such as tuna and clams), tacos, muffins, and the occasional milk.
It's lunch time! Let's go to the cafeteria and have some Box Lunch!
(also "deez nuts") A common phrase found as graffiti everywhere. Appears to have originated from a rap song in 1992.
An example of the phrase "deez nutz:"
DEEZ
NUTZ
'92
graffiti'ed on a wall