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Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
If this is what you are, then you're screwed.
The war between predator and prey is a vicious one. One example is cat and mouse.
What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.
Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!
1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.
After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".
The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..
Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!
When Mickey D's fucks up on your order
Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.
"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.
Originating from a Japanese sculpture called Mother Bird, Momo is the MOST TERRIFYING, SADISTIC THING TO EVER SHOW IT'S FUGLY FACE ON PLANET MOTHERFUCKING EARTH!!!
Mom: Sara, watch Peppa Pig.
Sara: What if Momo shows up and kills her?
Mom: Who in Hell is Momo?!