Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.
Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!
A word that hasn't been defined yet on Urban Dictionary. These are EXTREMELY rare, as someone has either stole your idea, or you aren't creative enough.
Horny Teen 1: What are you doing?
Horny Teen 2: Trying to find an undefined word in the good ol' UD.
Horny Teen 1: Why?
Horny Teen 2: So I can define it, idiot!
Your HotGirlFriend who flies a helicopter, and she looks hella sexy while doing it.
Person 1: Hey, who's that flying the heli?
Person 2: That's my Whirly-Girly. She looks like sex just flying that chopper!
If this is what you are, then you're screwed.
The war between predator and prey is a vicious one. One example is cat and mouse.
What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.
Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!
1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.
After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".