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A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).
1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!
2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!
The flexible cavity connecting the uterus to the outside of the body -- i.e., the vagina.
"Tonight, I'm taking my first trip into the Tunnel of Love! That is, if Cynthia is feeling hospitable..."
The loose "pouch" of skin on a cat's abdomen.
Whenever he tried to touch the cat's farfle, the feline viciously attacked him.
Combination of fap and fanboy. Specifically, this refers to fanboys who routinely turn their favorite hawt female characters into side dishes.
"Evangelion" fandom is notorious for its hordes of Rei and Asuka fapboys.
Noun. The 'smile' of a canine, open-mouthed and accompanied by panting, avid tail-wagging, and a flapping tongue.
Verb. To smile (applies to canines only).
Whenever I arrive home from work, my dogs greet me with wagging tails and larfing faces.
A virgin. Doesn't matter which sex.
"Oh, man! I got hawt poontang last night like you wouldn't believe!"
"Yuh-huh. You're a cherry pie and everyone knows it."
The "active" partner in certain sexual acts (the one doing the "giving"). Often refers to the penetrative partner in homosexual intercourse.
Sometimes I like to take it up the poop chute, but most of the time I'm the giver.