The streamies

Extra watery diarrhoea

Lad 1: Hey Lad 2, do you have any Imodium? I’ve got the streamies

Lad 2: *looks at leg* I know lad I can tell

Nepotised

You’ve had your job opportunity stolen from you

Example 1:
Farmer: I’m really sorry Gerald but I’ve had to give the milk maid job to my son
Me: but I’ve got 5 years experience ?! 🥲

(Darn it nepotised again 😔)

Example 2:
*at the bar*
Barman: “ here’s your neat whisky, you ok kid?”
Me: *knocks back whisky* “neposited again” *cries*
Barman: “Farmer’s son?”
Me: “Farmer’s son.”