Asstacular

1. Contraction of the words ASS and SPECTACULAR.
Used to describe something (or someone) of amazing quality usually that of an erotic nature.

2. Something (or someone) that is badass or sexy.

Rene'(on phone): So what are you wearin'.
Julie: Some Cut-off jean shorts and a tight cotton shirt.
(Rene' to Himself): Asstacular!!!