bong

the only way to smoke weed.

bong that shit

wtpenfifteen

An assertion relying on cognitive motor skills and relay signals firing from synapse to synapse.

"Lolz Wtpenfifteen I totally had sex with a jar of mayo last nite lol rmao"

ag

way to express feelings of something being a "bummer".

i have an 8am class. AG.

lolsup

A word created by LordFeaR which quickly spread as the new internet acronym of choice for his minions.

So, its like this, when your happy you could say hi to somebody by saying LOLSUP, which does not mean "laughing out loud whats up," its just LOLSUP!

SomeDudeOnAOL: LOLSUP?
SomeOtherDudeOnAOL: Hey duder, not much. U?

Holmes

Gangster slang. What you would call a good friend, a stranger, or even mockery against an adversary.

Was`sup, holmes.
You got a problem with it, holmes?

fag tag

the act of professional wrestling or any other sort of male touching

"me and jimmy learned a new move in fag tag practice today"

dry

to be drunk and high (usually on marijuana) at the same time

yo im so dry i just drank a 40 and smoked 3 bowls of pot