SOMA

acronym for Stoned Off My Ass

Dude... I am so SOMA right now...

STOMA

a contemporary version of "SOMA" (Stoned Off My Ass)

...because Coty is an ass

"Dude, STOMA dude..."
"Where does the extra T come from?"
"STOMA dude, Stoned Off My Ass!"
"Coty, you're an asshole"