blisterfeld

That one awkward moment where you're trying to get passed someone and you both move the same way.

"Dude, did you see that totally awkward little dance i did with that guy trying to get passed me? Total blisterfeld."

Blepping

the act of leaving the tongue, usually the tip, outside the mouth unconsciously; particularly by cats or other animals.

Mike's cat is always blepping. It's the cutest thing.