Something you didn't plan on happening, out of the blue.
Jimmy John: Hey bud I need you to come over like right now dude.
John Jimmy: Well that was off the cuff.
A word used to describe a excellent kick or kicker in American Football
Chris Fowler: And the kick is good.
Kirk Herbstreit: That kicker has extreme poise and footisism
Brad Nessler: LOOK AT THE FOOTISISM ON THAT KICK!
You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me
Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM
Acronym for Mother Fucker
Harry: I got caught by my mom jerking off last night
Jason: Why the fuck were you doing that you sick M.F.?
When you have a crush on someone because they're hot or because they look good
Eric: Holy hell Myra is without a doubt the hottest chick I've ever seen
Chris: You must have a body crush on her
When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.
John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.