Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

Not to be

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.

"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

Austria

Basically South Germany. Not to be confused with Australia.

Austria is the home of such visionaries as Hitler, Mozart, and Schwarzenegger.

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

Republican

About half of {America. Mortal enemy of the Democrat

There's a Democrat and a Republican next to each other.

Someone is going to die