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I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.
1: Famous Indian guy
2: To shit your pants and not care
3: That asshole who ruins every game of Civilization with nukes
1: Gandhi died a long time ago
2: When your grandpa starts to Gandhi himself, you should pull the plug
3: It's turn five how the fuck did Gandhi get nukes already?!
A flammable building full of small children.
Hey, let's set that orphanage on fire for shits and giggles
A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.
He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.
"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."
For no real reason other than amusement.
Mike fucked a grandma for shits and giggles.