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The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.
Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?
DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.
The actual act of sexual intercourse, man-to-woman; woman-to-man. When I was young (many eons ago) they had the 'base' system:
1st base: kissing and maybe some 'under the sweater' action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but NO penetration
4th base or home run: sexual intercourse
It got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. So the act bacame The Big Nasty.
Susie: Did Johnnie feel you up last night, Nancy?
Nancy: No Suze, we went all the way. Enjoyed The Big Nasty, donchaknow.
The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.
I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!
on your period; menstruating.
derives from the fact that when you are menstruating, the blood is a conduit for the expelled egg, which will no longer be able to become a child. When it hits the toilet, you flush it down.
Geez, MaryJane, why can't we can't have sex just 'cause you're flushin' one down? I was really hoping to get my red wings tonight.
Totally bonkers; joyful beyond repair.
Frazzled, but with a positive spin.
When UrbanDictionary.com used DJ's favorite word, POATEW, as the word-of-the-day, he was totally FRAZZLY for a week!
Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.
Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
word conglomeration of Don't You Know.
Used to finish a sentence containing facts that are somewhat obvious.
Hey Mimi, I think it's nearly 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to leave, donchaknow.