Scrumble

A cross between scamble and fumble. Usually pertains to drunk/stoned party kids running away from the police while ditching their beers.

"The drunk college kids were scrumbling away as the cops showed up to shut the party down."

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

Lexicon

1) A collection of vernacular or terms related to a specific industry or group.
2) Some smartass' book of big words.

1) In the Chemistry Lexicon, diffusion is the process by which molecules spread out over time for an even dispersal.
2) In the Carnie's Lexion, selling stupid shit to dumbass fair-goers is called making money.

moshpit

1) The place people go to have their clothes ripped off and to jump up and down while on ecstacy.
Also known as the beat-down-pit.

"I was in the moshpit and then I woke up in the hospital.... it was rad" - dumbass mosher.