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A persons long beautiful silky hair usually it can be used as a sexual stimulant!
As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!
When PDA becomes annoying to the public
Kiersten : Oh Jake you shouldn't fondle me were at work!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!
Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!
Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)
When a person farts obsessively and then laughs about it
Jake : Oh Kiersten I love your soft long hair Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I get tingly when you caress it! O God Damn What That Horrible Smell?
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jake : Go to the bathroom you smelly fucker!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! NO!
Kiersten : Oh good lord he's got the Shit's & Giggles!
Jake : He always has the Shit's & Giggles!
Steve : Hey guys check out my underwear there like totally brown!
Kiersten : O Good Lord cover that thing up!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That was a juicy one!
Chad : Mmmm! Who had Taco Bell for lunch?
Steve : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That would be me!
Chad : Awesome by the way put some pants on your scaring my business away!
When a guy gives a girl a creampie in her pussy then turn her over and give's her another one in her ass.
Chad gave Keirsten a double stuff last night in her mom's bed!
When a man's penis is placed in a woman's vagina and thrusting occurs
Chad : Wow Lydia your bed is so soft!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.
After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!