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the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.
If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?
LT: Are you going to fire Tammy today?
DH(cupcake): No, I'll give her one more chance.
The punishment for the poor fool who eats the bitch (queen of spades) in a game of hearts.
"Josh got bitched and had to take a shot of sliv"
Gay Porn found in South America
Wow, that Cape Horn is pretty creepy
Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.
After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.
the realm one enters on Peyote if they're in the movie Young Guns.
Hey dog Did you see the size of that chicken?
When you buy a case of beer, put the beer in the fridge and use the box as your kitchen garbage can
After you drink your Iron City you must use your getto garbage can.