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When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows
A derogatory term for those with an attraction to Pokemon. See Pokephilia.
Guy 1: Whatup my fellow pojures
Guy 2: whats good g im wanking my shit to slowpoke
An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
1 - The act in which a man's sexual partner wraps a hot dog bun around the man's penis, then gives the man a swift blowjob whilst enjoying a nice snack.
2 - Same thing as shown above except the fat testicles are wrapped around the big mans fat meaty cock and then you add the essentials mustard ketchup a little bit of relish maybe some hot sauce and proceed to cob gobble the mans dick so fast and hard that he sends the last of his everloving sauce into you oral hole
Guy: hey have you seen tyrone i think he is still tired from that kentucky hot dog he was really worked up last night
Guy 2 : hes actually upstairs right now you wanna go give him a california pizza roll?
Guy 1 : lets do it!