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Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023


Doge

A legendary bounty hunter, looking across the galaxy to find beings that are horny and send them to horny jail with one swing of his horny bat!

Doge is looking for horny people again to send to Horny Jail!
Who needs the Horny Polices

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023


Lil' Uzi Vert

A mediocre rapper well known and liked for his song "Just Wanna Rock". He first got famous with SoundCloud.

Lil' Uzi Vert is okay.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023


The Word

Bird. Bird is the word.

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a-bird, bird, b-bird's the word, a-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfing bird, brr, brr, ah, ah
Ah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023


STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023


Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.

I love snapping turtles.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022


Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023