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Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.
When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew
The gum that goes.......SQUIRT!
Young Boy: Did you see that new commercial for Freshen Up?
Younger Boy: Oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying "here it comes, here it comes…." ?
Young Boy: I hate you.
1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor
Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver
1) A device, either given or not, used for rescuing young boys who have fallen on one's ice lawn.
2) Strong Bad and The Cheat's most favorite meeting place/hangout.
Give him the stick....DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!
Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.
See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark
Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?
A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.
Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish
Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom
The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!
All:
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1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.
Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.