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blos·som·ing
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
pedəˈpēnō
A person of Filipino descent that has sex with children.
I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious what a Pedopino is.
It's hard to give an example, as Filipinos all look like they're 12.
That's the genius of being a Pedopino, who's gonna know right?
Snobbie (snob/ē)
Noun (Plural Snobbies)
A photograph that one has taken with a phone or webcam of themselves, acting as if they have no knowledge of said picture being taken. Then uploaded the picture to a social media site as if it were taken by someone else.
Truly a sign of narcissism and dumb.
"She thinks she's all that, the pic was probably a snobbie"
"Ugh, did you see the snobbie she posted?"
"Hoe actin' like she got paparazzi followin her around, throwing up snobbies n shit!!1one"
The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"